February 2012
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
onewingedmoth:
Shin Chan 8-bit remix!
wet-toast:
i hate school…
it makes me cry.
Watch
永久に寝たいです。 えいきゅうにねたいです。 eikyuu ni netai desu. I want to sleep forever.
me: I should go shower now
: (five minutes later)
: (another five minutes later)
: (yet another five minutes later)
: (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
annikafagface:
i love making direct eye contact and holding it until the other person has to look away it is like quietly declaring my dominance over the rest of the human race
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
brandoncargoshortsdavis:
nicklugo:
i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock
This guy likes the way butts smell
textposter:
What does “take me down like a domino” even mean? What does Jessie J want from us
strawberryfaerie:
i hope that someday, maybe things will be okay and things won’t have to be awful all the time.
parent’s arguing about the cat little box
Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
me picking up a game i haven't played in a while
me: awesome time to continue my awesome journey
me: *turns console on*
me:
me:
me:
me: where am i who is this what was i doing
